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Yes that's right! Your Suit's a good investment.
Pick wisely because we swear she'll be top of the pile for a while. She's something to cherish.

Get the most out of Her

See how below

Introducing

THE SCRUNCH

The 3 adjustable Scrunches on your OG Suit are small but mighty.

Adjust them to alter the shape and fit of your Suit.

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COST PER WEAR

CPW

CPW = total cost of Suit
÷ number of times worn

*The price of an item paid for every time used or worn.

Explain yourself please

She's versatile baby!

Dress her up or down - You’ll be wearing her so often you're really paying single digits per wear

We did the math for you

See below for the prices you'll pay every time you wear your Suit, assuming you'll wear Her x number of times over the next year (ranges included since our Suits are priced differently):

$4 - $8 If worn once a month

$1.08 - $1.84 If worn once a week

$0.05 - $0.60 If worn everyday
(aka pandemic days...we don't judge)

CPWs are included on all product pages

 

Adjust the Shape

FRONT SCRUNCH

The Scrunch on the front of your Suit is shapeshifting. Move them around to alter the cut and style.

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Adjust the Fit

BACK SCRUNCH

The Scrunch on the back of your Suit is for the fit.

LOOSE FIT: Move the Scrunch all the way up

TIGHT FIT: Move the Scrunch down for a cinched was

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Your Suits are Reversible

BACKWARDS

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